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I sensed you'd be around today!

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supreme 10
Mushroom blend

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“smash Your Goals”INCense

- WHY AM I HERE? -

That’s the same question we, a group of overworked Londoners, asked ourselves when we first encountered a timeless man who changed our lives forever.

During a holiday in the Far East, we found ourselves in a village perched atop the mountains. The local villagers, noticing our palpable city-induced stress (lack of Wi-Fi was playing with our feelings), decided we needed urgent life help.

They then took us on a long hike to meet a man known as The Sage on the Mountain.

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- COOL STORY, BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE? -

Hold on, it gets good! After what felt like walking for an eternity, we finally reached the Sage, who blew our minds by greeting us in perfect English – no Google Translate needed.

As we chatted, trying (and failing) not to stare at his third eye, we shared the worries of our deadline-filled existence. He listened, nodded, and then told us to wait as he disappeared into the mountains. When he returned, he wasn’t empty-handed – he brought a blend of locally grown medicinal mushrooms, which he prescribed to help us overcome our soaring stress. This is where you come in!

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- OK, SO HOW WAS THE BLEND? -

We’ll just say this – the mushroom concoction was so effective that young Stanley, one of our team members, decided to ditch his flight home and stay with the Sage to learn more about his ancient wisdom!

We returned home energised, and after asking for the Sage’s cosmic blessing, we set out to make this blend available to as many overworked humans as possible. We got busy, and after additional research, sorting out logistics, endless paperwork, and creating a website, we’re excited to bring you the very same supplement that’s sure to put a spring in your step!

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what’s inside?

10 DIFFERENT MUSHROOMS,
COUNTLESS SUPERPOWERS

These aren’t just any ground mushrooms; these are mushrooms on a mission! We’ve put them through single and double extractions to make sure they’re as potent as possible.

And those numbers? They’re not part of a secret mushroom conspiracy. A 10:1 ratio means 10kg of mushrooms were concentrated down to just 1 kg. It’s like shrinking an elephant into a mouse!

Each mushroom in the blend has been chosen for its impressive nu-tritional properties and unique character; scroll the tab on the right to discover them all!

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    Shiitake

  • Superpowers:

    Vitamin Boost, Immunity Support

  • Effects:

    Improved vitality and better overall health

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    Reishi

  • Superpowers:

    Immunity Support, Adaptogenic, Stress Reduction

  • Effects:

    Better sleep, more overall relaxation and better immune system

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    Tremella

  • Superpowers:

    Antioxidant, Anti-Inflammatory, Immunity Support

  • Effects:

    Better immune system, reduced oxidative stress

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    Cordyceps Sinensis

  • Superpowers:

    Neuroprotection, Antioxidant, Energy-Boosting

  • Effects:

    Reduced fatigue and improved brain health

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    Lion’s Mane

  • Superpowers:

    Cognitive Enhancement, Neuroprotection, Anti-Inflammatory

  • Effects:

    Improved memory and focus, long-term brain health

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    Poria Cocos

  • Superpowers:

    Immunity Support, Anti-Inflammatory, Sleep Aid

  • Effects:

    Better immune system and overall better sleep quality

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    Black Fungus

  • Superpowers:

    Immunity Support, Cholesterol Reduction, Gut Health

  • Effects:

    Improved vitality overall thanks to gut-boosting properties

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    Chaga

  • Superpowers:

    Antioxidant, Anti-Inflammatory, Vitamin Boost

  • Effects:

    Better overall immunity and vitality

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    Agaricus Blazei

  • Superpowers:

    Vitamin & Mineral-Boosting, Anti-Inflammatory

  • Effects:

    Improved immunity with consequent better health

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    Maitake

  • Superpowers:

    Immunity Support, Fibre-Boosting

  • Effects:

    Better overall health and gut microbiome

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Existential angst keeping you up at night?

WE GOT YOUR BACK!

8 QUESTIONS, 1 ANSWER: which mushroom
will you be reborn as in your next life?

Get the result in a video message
from the Sage himself (for real!)

TAKE TEST


1.

You accidentally invent a machine that pre-
dicts the next embarrassing thing you'll do.
What's your first prediction?


2.

Your boss promises to give you a juicy promo-
tion if you reveal who keeps eating his ceri-
monial biscuit (and it's you). What do you do?


3.

You wake up one morning to find that your
houseplants have staged a revolution.
How do you handle it?


4.

A time traveler from 1824 mistakes your
phone for a magic mirror.
What's your response?


5.

A mysterious cult approaches you, claiming
you're the chosen one to bring balance to the
universe.
What do you do?


6.

Your neighbour has trained a flock of pigeons
to sing the national anthem outside your
window.
What's your next move?


7.

A talking squirrel offers you a chance to relive
your most embarrassing moment in exchange
for ultimate wisdom.
What do you do?


8.

You wake up to find your hands
glowing neon green.
What do you do?

FUNGTASTIC!
IT'S TIME FOR THE SAGE'S VERDICT