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WHAT WE’RE ABOUT

(How the Sage's Wisdom Can Truly Rock Your World)

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THE TEAM & ORGINS

We’re a quirky crew of Londoners juggling unique backgrounds and endless to-do lists. When modern life’s pressures hit, we needed a way to cope that didn’t involve a one-way ticket to the Bahamas.Our eureka moment? The world of fungi. After loads of research (& some wild experiments), we launched a supplement brand to tackle our daily stress.

We didn’t want just another brand. We wanted joy, positive impact, top-quality ingredients, and tools to help you smash your goals (more on that below). Lastly, we want to connect beyond delivery labels. So, we’re planning “The Sage on the Mountain” events for community, well-being, and fun!

Get in touch to moan about
your neighbour or just say hi!

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THE STEPS

step 01

WRITE MISSION

Having a clear monthly goal is like giving your willpower a gym membership. With each pack we’ve included a “Goals” card where you can write down the mission of the month, starting with a small, doable challenge like “stop taking selfies every time I see a mirror.” Keep the cards to monitor your progress throughout the year and take it easy on yourself. You’ll soon be completing these missions like a Shaolin monk!

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LIGHT UP THE INCENSE

The biggest challenge when setting a goal? Consistency. To help you out, we’ve included a “Smash Your Goals Incense” with each product, featuring 4 premium Indian incense cones. Light one up when writing down your goal to lock in that intention. Then, light one at the beginning of each week as a fragrant reminder to stay focused.Use these aromatic checkpoints to pace yourself and stay on the right track!

step 03

SMASH GOAL

This is where the Supreme 10 Mushroom Blend enters the story. This powerful supplement is formulated to boost your focus and help manage stress, giving you the superpowers needed to tackle the thorniest of goals. These are natural ingredients, so give them the right time to act and watch yourself achieve what you once thought was impossible – drop us an email/DM with your success stories!

step 01

WRITE MISSION

Having a clear monthly goal is like giving your willpower a gym membership. With each pack we’ve included a “Goals” card where you can write down the mission of the month, starting with a small, doable challenge like “stop taking selfies every time I see a mirror.” Keep the cards to monitor your progress throughout the year and take it easy on yourself. You’ll soon be completing these missions like a Shaolin monk!

step 02

LIGHT UP THE INCENSE

The biggest challenge when setting a goal? Consistency. To help you out, we’ve included a “Smash Your Goals Incense” with each product, featuring 4 premium Indian incense cones. Light one up when writing down your goal to lock in that intention. Then, light one at the beginning of each week as a fragrant reminder to stay focused.Use these aromatic checkpoints to pace yourself and stay on the right track!

step 03

SMASH GOAL

This is where the Supreme 10 Mushroom Blend enters the story. This powerful supplement is formulated to boost your focus and help manage stress, giving you the superpowers needed to tackle the thorniest of goals. These are natural ingredients, so give them the right time to act and watch yourself achieve what you once thought was impossible – drop us an email/DM with your success stories!

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BURNING QUESTIONS?

From “Why are the cone incense red?” to “What happens if my cat ate all your shrooms?” and “WHO THE HELL IS THE SAGE?”

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A modern sage is not only on the
mountain, but on Instagram too

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Existential angst keeping you up at night?

WE GOT YOUR BACK!

8 QUESTIONS, 1 ANSWER: which mushroom
will you be reborn as in your next life?

Get the result in a video message
from the Sage himself (for real!)

TAKE TEST


1.

You accidentally invent a machine that pre-
dicts the next embarrassing thing you'll do.
What's your first prediction?


2.

Your boss promises to give you a juicy promo-
tion if you reveal who keeps eating his ceri-
monial biscuit (and it's you). What do you do?


3.

You wake up one morning to find that your
houseplants have staged a revolution.
How do you handle it?


4.

A time traveler from 1824 mistakes your
phone for a magic mirror.
What's your response?


5.

A mysterious cult approaches you, claiming
you're the chosen one to bring balance to the
universe.
What do you do?


6.

Your neighbour has trained a flock of pigeons
to sing the national anthem outside your
window.
What's your next move?


7.

A talking squirrel offers you a chance to relive
your most embarrassing moment in exchange
for ultimate wisdom.
What do you do?


8.

You wake up to find your hands
glowing neon green.
What do you do?

FUNGTASTIC!
IT'S TIME FOR THE SAGE'S VERDICT